ssoysauce:

shut up police officer you’re like 12

1500hp:

i want a cute boy to let me hold his hand and his credit card

monobeartheater:

ennvui:

moldykins:

please don’t tease carnivorous plants like this!!!! it takes enormous amounts of their energy to dissolve the insects that they need to survive and it takes days to process them!!! when you do this you’re wasting all of their energy and pretty much starving them!!!!!

it’s a fuckin’ plant jesus christ

yeah and its still a living thing are you the kind of person who pulls the legs off of ants or steps on snails on purpose jackass?

monobeartheater:

ennvui:

moldykins:

please don’t tease carnivorous plants like this!!!! it takes enormous amounts of their energy to dissolve the insects that they need to survive and it takes days to process them!!! when you do this you’re wasting all of their energy and pretty much starving them!!!!!

it’s a fuckin’ plant jesus christ

yeah and its still a living thing are you the kind of person who pulls the legs off of ants or steps on snails on purpose jackass?

moogliepooglie:

i laughed so hard i nearly threw up

Me at your funeral

Me at your funeral

supersamstorm:

cybercucumber:

supersamstorm:

The only street that matters

What’s the street’s real name though?

Anal st.

supersamstorm:

cybercucumber:

supersamstorm:

The only street that matters

What’s the street’s real name though?

Anal st.